Have you ever pissed in your own backyard?

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  1. RenchFries

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    You know. You're throwing a party, you're drunk, and you don't feel like walking to your own bathroom. Taking a leak in the brushes is easier, so you do it. It ain't gonna kill the plants or anything.

    I just took a piss on my balcony into the drain because I'm too lazy to walk 2 floors down the stairs. It's 1AM, fuck that. Plus, it's gonna rain tonight anyway.
     
  2. Johnnykstaint

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    In my own and many other people's...
     
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    I pissed in the sink the the basement yesterday
     
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    all of the time
     
  7. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I actually prefer pissing outside, if I can pull it off...
     
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    I piss on the side of my house all the time, so do my neighbors when they are here drinking with me. It's sorta hidden behind a palm tree. I'd rather them piss there instead of my bathroom. Fucking drunks...
     
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    No. I have indoor plumbing.
     
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    Don't ask me about the sink next to the washing machine.
     
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    who hasn't ?
     
  13. BLOW ME

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    this is perhaps the dumbest messageboard question I've ever seen
     
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    Ya, I piss by the bird feeder thinking it will keep the squirrels away. Those bastards aren't even phased. They're like mini Clovefields or something.
     
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    i've peed in someone's backside.
     
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    :jj:
     
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    just put the feeder on a pole with one of those squirrel cones. they cant climb up that shit for the life of em.
     
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    I would do that all the time when I was growing up and when I would come home from college. I'd sleep in the basement and pee in the sink behind the bar. It was a long walk up the stairs when hammered.
     
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    I'm betting we have a few degenerates posting here that shit in their front yard.
     
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    Yes :jj: