Have you ever pooped in a litter box?

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  1. Zelda

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    Serious question. Just asking.
     
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    If you call a toilet a litter box, then yes.

    Took a hellluva dump yesterday.
     
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    I know a guy who did at a party once
    I never invited that guy to my place when we had parties
     
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    No, I mean an actual litter box that cats use. Maybe you had to go so bad and someone was in the bathroom?
     
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    I talked a buddy into pissing in a litter box at a party. Never seen anyone shit in a litter box. At another party someone shit in a sugar bowl, then put it back in the cabinet.
     
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    Remember on Stern when George Clooney told that story about staying at his friend's house and removing the poop from the litter box for several days in a row and then taking a big human dump in it after a few days.
     
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    Seriously?
     
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    If by litter box, you mean an Asian lady boy's mouth, yes.
     
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    I woke up after a night of drinking, one of my socks was in the litter box and it was full of my piss. No idea what I was thinking.
     
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    Sounds like the type of guy whod leave you an upper decker.... the gift that keeps on giving.
     
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    Probably a lot of weird places, but never a litter box. probably not a bad idea in a jam. :bigthink
     
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    Five star thread!!!
     
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    I've pooped in a toilet a time or two, does that count?
     
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    No, I'm a diaper man.

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    I shat on the beach once. That's like shitting in Earth's litter box.
     
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    Not since I was a kitten. Now I usually go outdoors.
     
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    Never in a litter box but many times in a drywall mud bucket.
     
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    Only at Howard's house. It was easier to find than a toilet.
     
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    No I havent but now I may try this next time I am near a litter box and have to shit. Beth related because I would like to poop on her.