Have you ever read the lyrics to Greased Lightning?

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  1. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    ...they're pretty filthy



    Why this car is systematic
    It's hydromatic
    It's ultramatic
    Why it's a grease lightning (Grease lightning)

    We'll get some overhead lifters and four barrel quads
    Oh yeah
    (Keep talking whoa keep talking)
    Fuel injection cutoffs and chrome plated rods oh yeah
    (I'll get the money, I'll kill to get the money)
    With the four speed on the floor they'll be waiting at the door
    You know that ain't no shit we'll be getting lots of tit
    In Grease Lightning
    Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

    Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
    (Grease lightning go grease lightning)
    Go grease lightning you're coasting through the heat lap trial
    (Grease lightning go grease lightning)
    You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning
    Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go

    We'll get some purple hued tailpipes and some thirty inch fins
    Oh yeah
    We'll pound 'em in the dashboard and duel muffler twins
    Oh yeah
    With new pistons, plugs and shocks I could get off my rocks
    You know that I ain't bragging she's a real pussy wagon
    Grease lightning

    Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
    (Grease lightning go grease lightning)
    Go grease lighting you're coasting through the heat lap trial
    (Grease lightning go grease lightning)
    You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning

    Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile
    (Grease lightning go grease lightning)
    Go grease lighting you're coasting through the heat lap trial
    (Grease lightning go grease lightning)
    You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning
    Lightning, lightning, lightning
    Lightning, lightning, lightning
    Lightning
     
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    You mean to tell me that the Lemon Song isn't about a lemon slice dripping down Robby Plant's leg? Like it was a metaphor??? :eek:
     
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    I like that movie :gayflag:
     
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    seems pretty tame to me Mary Poppins
     
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    If you were in that movie you would have sucked all of the T-Birds' dicks at the drive-in.
     
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    They're doing it on Fox this year live, you think they will censor the lyrics?
     
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    I've only heard kike, fuck and faggot censored recently. So I doubt it.
     
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    ...oh and Stockard Channing was 33 when she played Rizzo
     
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    And the enwerd when i watch Menace 2 Society on Fuse...
     
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    You say this like it's a bad thing
     
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    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    What chu say about my mama?!?!?!
     
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    Sex sells...
     
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    Andrew Dice Clay covered Greased Lightning
     
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    I had that movie memorized as a kid. I watched it when I was older and was like :omg:

    The lyrics
    T Birds asking if they could run a train on Rizzo
    Rizzo getting fucked in the back of the car
    Rizzo possibly pregnant at 18
    So much more
     
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    I was listening to a show the other day and this guy was talking about the 50s and how everyone thinks that there were morals and people were so much different. And he said, "got bad news for you people. Your grandma was getting banged in the back of a car. Same stuff teens do today"
     
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    Fuck off
     
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    No
     
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    I tried.