Discussion in 'The Bar' started by NipplesAndToes23, Jun 30, 2014.
I don't think I have.
i've never seen any samoan or tongan chick irl.
I've lived near two pretty big populations of them for most of my life.
One of my son's best friends is Tongan. The kid's mom is a giant linebacker sized beast of a woman. She has to be 6'2", she's only a little shorter than my husband.
Super cool chick though, and I am kind of glad she likes me, because I would not want her to not be on my side in a battle.
If you hit them in the head with a folding chair they don't feel it.
Whatever you do, do not ask a male Tongun or Samoan if their wife can climb a palm tree for a coconut. They do not find any humor in that what so ever
They are genetically beautiful. They produce a very fine grade of American football players.
That's some life you have.
Not bragging but I've seen the Jets in real life.
Maybe they are like Mexicans and they peak at 16 yrs old...by the time they're 20 they weigh 200?
if you want to talk ugly, how about those aborigines. oofah.
I remember there being a few cute ones in jr. high. I think they start blowing up around 16. BTW, some mexicans are okay if they don't start shitting out kids during their sophomore year.
Yeah, they some ugly motherfuckers.