Have you ever seen a hot Tongan or Samoan chick IRL?

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

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    I don't think I have.
     
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    i've never seen any samoan or tongan chick irl.
     
  3. NipplesAndToes23

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    I've lived near two pretty big populations of them for most of my life.
     
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    No.

    One of my son's best friends is Tongan. The kid's mom is a giant linebacker sized beast of a woman. She has to be 6'2", she's only a little shorter than my husband.
    Super cool chick though, and I am kind of glad she likes me, because I would not want her to not be on my side in a battle.
     
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    If you hit them in the head with a folding chair they don't feel it.
     
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    nope
     
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    Whatever you do, do not ask a male Tongun or Samoan if their wife can climb a palm tree for a coconut. They do not find any humor in that what so ever :facepalm:
     
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    They are genetically beautiful. They produce a very fine grade of American football players.
     
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    That's some life you have.
     
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    IRL....IRL....IRL!!!!!!!!! :fil:
     
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    Not bragging but I've seen the Jets in real life.
     
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    Maybe they are like Mexicans and they peak at 16 yrs old...by the time they're 20 they weigh 200?
     
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    Fuck you. :fil:
     
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    if you want to talk ugly, how about those aborigines. oofah.
     
  19. NipplesAndToes23

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    I remember there being a few cute ones in jr. high. I think they start blowing up around 16. BTW, some mexicans are okay if they don't start shitting out kids during their sophomore year.
     
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    Yeah, they some ugly motherfuckers.