Have you ever set your balls on fire?

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    :lol:
     
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    Tranquil Decent! VIP Gold

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    Do you think he jerked later that night?
     
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    Last time I saw a chink get burned like that I was watching DeNiro flame throwing some dude in The Deer Hunter
     
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    I was cutting habanero's and had to run and take a piss and I forgot to wash my hands first....
     
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    Psycho2 Patron Saint of the Banned

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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    That should speed up his transgenderizing a bit.
     
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    NipplesAndToes23 Vice Regent to the Bar POTY VIP

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    I thought the yangs were supposed to be of superior intelligence.
     
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    Wow.


    :spit:
     
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  10. Charon

    Charon Soulless

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    I will do that to others upon request :shifty:
     
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    I didn't laugh until he poured the rest of the flaming liquid on his already flaming crotch. That was lulz.
     
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  12. HAL

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    Oh hell yeah
     
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    Charon Soulless

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    :love: HAL
     
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    HAL HAM

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    Charon :love:
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    HALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
     
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  16. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    :shucks:
     
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  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    All I could hear when he started yelling was MAO! MAO! MAO!
     
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