have you ever sewn money into your pants when traveling afar ?

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  1. Czech

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    its the safest way to carry cash , mind you .
     
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    I've never heard of such a thing.
     
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    Hi Czech :hw:
     
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  4. Billy Brown

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    Why not just roll it up, put it in an empty tube of chapstick and shove it up your ass?
     
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  5. Czech

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    this is how one can empower themselves against pocket thieves ,

    cash into pocket , then sew it closed from the inside .
     
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    I use Czech's when I travel.
     
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    Do you have to use a seam ripper or knife to un-sew it?
     
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    Never. I just carry around my lucky penny, and so far nothing bad has happened to me.
     
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    Hey, that's my move!
     
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    Why not, indeed :marx:
     
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  11. Czech

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    request the use of scissors upon reaching the destination .

    i've requested scissors at a bank in eastern eu for this purpose on one occasion .
     
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    "Pardon me, may I borrow your scissors so I can cut open these pants I've sewn closed to deter thievery?"
     
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    "What? Oh no, no I assure you I am sane. I am a person of sound mind. I've just sewn my pockets closed, you see?"
     
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    yes , exactly . or , a incredibly sharp knife .
     
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    Do you shove it in from the top or bottom and do you remove the cap or leave it on?
     
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    "Sir please, put the telephone down. Sir you don't need to call anyone, I implore you. I am not a mad man! I've merely sewn my pants shut! Please give me some scissors!"
     
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    :jj: You're all jacked up for Columbus Day.
     
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    now , i need to lower my trousers so i can expose my sewn pockets .
     
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    "This is an outrage! Unhand me you goons! Why are you tying my hands together?! I am a traveler from another land! I would provide you with my i.d. but I cannot reach it as it is in my pants, the pants I've sewn shut!"
     
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    I'd have say cap facing "out", right?
     
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