Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Czech, Oct 12, 2015.
its the safest way to carry cash , mind you .
I've never heard of such a thing.
Why not just roll it up, put it in an empty tube of chapstick and shove it up your ass?
this is how one can empower themselves against pocket thieves ,
cash into pocket , then sew it closed from the inside .
I use Czech's when I travel.
Do you have to use a seam ripper or knife to un-sew it?
Never. I just carry around my lucky penny, and so far nothing bad has happened to me.
Hey, that's my move!
Why not, indeed
request the use of scissors upon reaching the destination .
i've requested scissors at a bank in eastern eu for this purpose on one occasion .
"Pardon me, may I borrow your scissors so I can cut open these pants I've sewn closed to deter thievery?"
"What? Oh no, no I assure you I am sane. I am a person of sound mind. I've just sewn my pockets closed, you see?"
yes , exactly . or , a incredibly sharp knife .
Do you shove it in from the top or bottom and do you remove the cap or leave it on?
"Sir please, put the telephone down. Sir you don't need to call anyone, I implore you. I am not a mad man! I've merely sewn my pants shut! Please give me some scissors!"
You're all jacked up for Columbus Day.
now , i need to lower my trousers so i can expose my sewn pockets .
"This is an outrage! Unhand me you goons! Why are you tying my hands together?! I am a traveler from another land! I would provide you with my i.d. but I cannot reach it as it is in my pants, the pants I've sewn shut!"
I'd have say cap facing "out", right?