Have You Ever Sharted On Your Mobile Phone Screen?

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  1. Nickthedick

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    I never keep mine in my back pocket.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I farted earlier this morning

    It sounded like a baby falling down the stairs
     
  3. Nickthedick

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    what the hell man?
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    he changed Shattered to Sharted :spit:
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Complete with screaming, as coworkers scrambled to get away from ground zero
     
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    That's how Nick the Dick rolls yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:tadah::sd:
     
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    Phil is very dumb.
     
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    I sharted on my rotary phone back in the 70's.
     
  9. Nickthedick

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    Wrong thread :facepalm:
     
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    jfc! :lol:
     
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    the black girls face is priceless
     
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    they are all about to be black girls in a sec
     
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    i was gonna say that but...:facepalm:
     
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