Have you EVER SHIT your pants while listening to Howard Stern

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  1. Feltspot

    Feltspot Well-Known Member

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    Well have ya?
     
  2. Lostronaut

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    nein
     
  3. harlock

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    No, but I was listening to Artie's pig story the first time he told it and I peed behind the dumpster because I really had to go and I knew there was no reception in the bathroom on my headset.
     
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    I have listened to the show numerous times while sitting on the pot taking a shit.
     
  5. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    Imagine that, Feltspot actually made a shit thread.
     
  6. Tranquil

    Tranquil Well-Known Member

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    No, but then again I've never shit my pants laughing at anything. Not that I don't have a sense of humor, but I can control my bodily functions.
     
  7. GaryPuppet

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    Nope.

    But ive had the distinct urge to take a shit on howard the last 2 yrs or so while listening.
     
  8. Dick Gozinya

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    Especially after he quit. Again. :jj:
     
  9. Gwarn1

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    No, but te last time he spent 45 minutes bitching at Ronnie about something insignificant I had to pull over and hold my sides I was laughing so hard
     
  10. Winst

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    I am pretty sure that I have...and probably more than once.

    It sounds a bit odd to say this..and it's probably more than a bit strange to read this...but I must admit that
    over the many years I have become quite "good" at pooping in my pants.
    ...that is if one can ever really be "good" at such a thing.
    I think that I probably somehow have a few things reversed in my head and in some of my ways of being..and do doing.
     
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    No. But I have been pissed on as a fan.
     
  12. Beth Eats Hay

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    No, but the Stern show certainly has shit the bed......
     
  13. yippeekyaa

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    :iohi5:
     
  14. RADM Quivers

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    Yep.
     
  15. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    I shit my pants at least twice a day. Sometimes thrice. Keithninety gives me $20 per pair for soiled undies. I get $40-60 a day just for shitting myself. But hey, if it makes keith happy, it onlyacts as a bonus. What he does with them shitty draws, I don't know. And I don't want to know!
     
  16. LVCourtney

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    No but this one time....I was laughing so hard I had to pull over on the freeway.
     
  17. Mr Vengeance

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    Uh huh