Have you ever shit your pants?

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  1. LonghornJ

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    Not like a juicy fart that snuck up out of the blue, but a real load in the shorts.

    Like you were caught unaware and the devil turd just reached out from below and greased your shorts in a public place
     
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    shitty thread :woot:
     
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    Stand by sir, it will get worse
     
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    I think face palm was just being sarcastic about starting another shitty thread
     
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    :cool:
     
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    and my answer is yes
     
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    Oh sure
     
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    Wut time is it Robin?
     
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    I've come close; very close.

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    I sharted this summer
    There was a thread about it and everything
     
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    About a year ago I was at my regular happy hour bar. Stomach was acting up. Next thing I know I've got a load in my pants. I just ordered a drink and wasn't gonna leave. Went to the bathroom, threw my underwear in the trash, cleaned up, want back drinking
     
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    drinking and driving again?
    go figure
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Everyone at every bar in the world takes a cab home
     
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    there may have been a small little nugget on one occasion :coffee: