Entertainment Have you ever shoved anything foreign into your peehole or keister?

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    I lay in bed at night pondering these fascinating questions.
     
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    Does a pineapple count?
     
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    Yeah, I shoved a Japanese chick up my peen.
    She was tiny and fit easily.
     
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    :wtf:
     
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    Not me other than medical reasons. I shot the water up there a couple times to get ready for the doctor. And the doc put his camera wire up there.

    It's not funny....it's-it's, it's not fun.

    Oh yeah had a catheter in my penis in the hospital. Hurts bad when they pull it out.
     
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    I heard that enemas make you gay. just sayin' :coffee:
     
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    I did feel pretty gay doing it lol.
     
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    You mean like Pipe Cleaners and Garden Gnomes?


    Sure.

    :davetoke:
     
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    Finally, a Stern related thread in the Stern forum.




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    I heard of a horrid torture technique where a tube was inserted to the bung hole. Then a piece of barbed wire was inserted inside the tube. Next the tube was removed leaving the bung hole to close on the barbed wire. Next, they removed that fucking barbed wire!!!!!!!! :eek:
     
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    Once, when I was like 6 years old, I folded out a paper clip and inserted that inside my pepe about a half inch. Makes me cringe just thinking about that now.
     
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    Gives me an idea for my quiet Saturday night !
     
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    Ice cubes
     
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    What in the holy fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????? :crazy:
     
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    haha I know, I was a weirdo.
     
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    so one day i'm telling my dr. that my penis felt kind of odd. like an itch only inside. :dontknow:

    he did some tests and couldn't find anything. so the next time i went in, he touched me there and before i knew what was happening...i'm freaking out a bit thinking about this...he stuck something into ARGHGHHHHH my pee hole! FUCK@Q@$#LKJE:LFIU@#%U@)&*

    :bigcry:

    so i sat there is shock not moving for fear of fucking something up, it only took 1/2 a second and then he pulled it out and ran some more tests. holy fuck. i mean , the mother fucker didn't even tell me what he was going to do, which i kind of understand because there is no fucking way i'd have said sure, stick something in my pee hole...not a problem.

    he still didn't find anything i started drinking more water and it went away. :jj:

    fuck! :nocheer: