have you ever taken a piss and it smells like Corn Nuts?

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I didn't know what Corn Nuts were but then you posted a picture so now I do
     
  3. Gomez

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    available at a convenience store near you, also your local supermarket.
     
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    I'm with Chriza, not sure what they are?

    Do they smell like pee?
     
  5. Boss Ono

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    I remember in the mid 90s, in the LA market at least, their radio jingle was, "Bust a nut, we wont tell." :c
     
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    bugles > corn nuts
     
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    Okay. It was "Enjoy yourself, we wont tell." oops.

    [video=youtube_share;As5ULEOnWKw]http://youtu.be/As5ULEOnWKw[/video]
     
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    Havent had corn nuts in years. They are good though.
     
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    Seven nut busting flavors. :c
     
  10. Gomez

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    everyone here should buy a packet, take a whiff, maybe eat some while pissing, you'll find the comparison striking.
     
  11. HeinousMark

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    CornNuts are fucking awesome, but they're not real good for your teeth... I recommend the plain ones or the BBQ.
     
  12. banksy

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    Asparagus pee is the most pungent pee. All other pee ain't shit. :D
     
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    Dammit, I'm craving CornNuts now, and it's too fucking cold to go to the store just for that:mad:
     
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    my uncle charlie said his piss smelt like corn nuts. he is dead now
     
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    He was always pissed off about stuff.

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  16. Gomez

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    yeah, but asparagus doesn't come in chile picante or BBQ flavors.
     
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    i've had both corn and nuts in my piss. quite a pain to pass them.
     
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    sounds like you got a prollem with upper GI tract, I suggest a visit to a gastroenterologist.
     
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    :bounce: I was just about to type this~