Have you ever thrown a punch or kick while sleeping?

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  1. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I fucking have and the end result was this:

    Kicked the dog in the face while sleeping on the couch. Didnt hurt the dog, but he was probably :wtf:

    Kicked my drink off the coffee table made me say god dammit

    Wife kissed me before she left for work. Hair tickled my head and thwappppp I punched her in the face only to see her walking away with her head down. That time I laughed.
     
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    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    You sleep on the couch alot.
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    only for nappy time
     
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    I elbowed my wife in the head this morning she was pissed
     
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    donkey punch?
     
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    Psyche Freethinker

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    No. But my brother does. Waking him up is a hoot.
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    was anal touching involved :jerk:
     
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    Few years ago I use to wake up to myself punching the woman next to me or nothing at all. Lasted for years, now it no longer happens which allows the woman to sleep a little more sound. Never thought it would at the time, but war will fuck your head up big time.
     
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    While sleeping, I once sat up in the middle of the night and muttered something nonsensical that apparently made perfect sense to me. My boyfriend woke up and said "Wait, what?" I shouted "Never mind, you just wouldn't understand!" and plopped my head back down on the pillow, still asleep. I think it was a form of sleepwalking without actually leaving the bed.
     
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