Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Diogenes1, Mar 13, 2014.
a woman told me that today on Facebook.
I dont know what to think about that . . . .
Please. do. not. hurt. her.
Did she grow out of her bad taste?
Teeney where have you been?
Dude, high school was a long time ago, haven't seen any of those fuckers . nor do I want to.. which is why I don't facetube
She's lying. If she had a crush on you back then you would have known about it. That "I used to have a crush on you" bullshit is what divorced, used to be hot but now are fat, three or four kid havin' women say when they see you after several years and realize that they are closing in on her expiration date. She didn't want you when she had that tight 17yo snatch, but now that she has all of those city miles on her she wants to give you a taste. I'd tell her to fuck off.
now that would be just cruel . . .
but I'm not biting anyway.
Was her name Amanda?
she isn't friends with me, it was some message she sent.
never gets old, does it?
sometimes it does sometimes it doesn't.
How funny would it be for Dio to get amanda'd
Yes but I told them when I was in high school.
I was all "what would you do if I kissed you?"
she said "I don't know maybe you should find out"
she was super hot but "married to god"
I went to a funeral of couple of years back for this guy whose sister I dated in high school. She was super hot and way out of my league back then, but now she's fat as fuck and has an assload of kids. She kept asking me if she could take me to dinner and was going on and on about how I was her first love and a bunch of other bullshit about how I was so special to her back then. And I was all like "what about when you dumped me and then humiliated me in front of everyone during lunch at the amphitheater when you screamed at me about how pathetic I looked and told me I needed to just get over you?"
This was at her brothers funeral?
I made a deep and indelible impression on you and many others.