Have You Ever Tried to Stop Masturbating?

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    I'm trying to stop now. Been doing it since I was 14 - 34 years ago.

    The longest I've been able to go without doing it is five days, after my dad died in 1981.

    Nowadays, I'm at about 2-3 times per week, maybe 4 if I'm very stressed out.

    Today is Day 2 of abstinence and I can feel myself weakening. Every woman I see seems to have huge boobs that are bouncing. My withdrawal symptoms are going to get worse.

    Anyone have any success stories?
     
  2. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    Just like when Howard casually broached the subject of Richard going on the wagon from drinking- with Richard's drawl, I say:

    "I don't think I could do that....I mean, I wouldn't really want to...."
     
  3. NotMyBro

    NotMyBro VIP Extreme Gold

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    Well, if you don't have sex, you should drain "your pipes" through masturbation. Why would you want blue balls? :dontknow:
     
  4. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken Big Fun VIP

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    I try and try and then I see this[​IMG]
     
  5. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    ummm why would you want to give that up?

    thats like giving up driving with your hands
     
  6. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke

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    why on earth would you stop masturbating? I'm female and masturbate fairly regularly. I never understood the stigma involved.
     
  7. VAsiCkBoy

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    I went 9 days
     
  8. Tinman

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  9. chapped

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    :cheer:

    PM on its way....



    jk
     
  10. CaptainFrank

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    I start every morning off with one..... keeps a guy out of trouble.
     
  11. Jim Lahey

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    Dude, for most of us 2-3 times a week IS not masturbating.
     
  12. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Masturbation, and ejaculation in general, is good for your prostate.
     
  13. slats7

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    made it four days before I saw Flafla washing his Trans Am in a pair of cutoff jeans
     
  14. The Cocksman

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    Masturbation is the need of mankind.
     
  15. Ipokesmot

    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I don't see the point of stopping. :dontknow: So much porn so little time.
     
  16. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Quitting masturbating is easy............................I've done it at least a thousand times:happy:
     
  17. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    I'd rather try to stop breathing than tossing off
     
  18. WillyBest

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    I'm jerking off right now while reading this thread. Is that wrong?
     
  19. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    are any of you able to shoot ropes like Richard's faaaavorite porn star Peter North?
     
  20. LobsterTails

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    Why stop masturbating after your dad died? Did you used to do it together or did he do it for you.