Have you ever walked in on your parents having sex?

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  1. Stan Beeman

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    Yeah. My dad finished like a boss.
     
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    I saw my mom's banana tits. :bigcry:
     
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    My buddy tells a funny story about needing something from his parents' bathroom as a little kid. He went into their room and realized they were fucking.

    Did he leave? Hell no. He thought that would be too awkward, so he tried to continue the mission unnoticed while his dad railed his mom doggy-style. He made it into their field of view and they freaked the fuck out.
     
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    I'm watching them now :coffee:
     
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    Lol. Darkster.
     
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    I wish fb supported animoot.
     
  8. Ben Dover

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    I saw my mother's when I was 15. I had just thrown up and she came down in a flannel nightgown, except the buttons at the top were undone. She leaned over to put paper towels on the floor, and I caught a glimpse.

    It's probably a good thing I'd already thrown up, and didn't have anything left in my stomach, because I probably would have barfed again after seeing those
     
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    nope
     
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    yes, I was 13
     
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    Yes, and it was awful. Seeing your pap's o-face is bad times.
     
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    The doors in my childhood home had small louvers halfway up the door and perfect for a small finger to gently spread apart my brother and I heard a ruckus coming from their room so we went to see...bad move, Pop's was plowing mom
    doggy style in the next couple seconds they flipped around to 69 my brother was freaking out and left I stayed for a bit longer as momma started performing fellatio on dads penis like it owed her lunch money this event traumatized me and my brother me more so than him.

    Later we found dad's book The Joy of Sex and inside were Polaroid photos that he took of their fuck sessions,:puke;
     
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    punctuation would have helped here
     
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    Thanks for saying it so I didn't have to.
     
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    no problem buddy - Happy New Year
     
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    :beer:
     
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    I walked in on my pop fucking a woman NOT my mom. Does that count?
     
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    Was your mom there too?
     
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    She held the camera:down:
     
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    Steel chair. Both.