Have you ever witnessed someone having an Epileptic seizure in person?

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  1. 2Manboobs

    2Manboobs New Member Banned User

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    I recently had an employee who was out on the balcony on a smoke-break with a couple of other employees .When out of the blue, his eyes rolled back into his head and he toppled over like a felled tree, face first into the ground ... I got there just in time to see him flopping around like a Mexican jumping bean. He flopped around for good minute & a half after that (while pissing himself) .... He'd always said he was an Epileptic, but everyone kind of forgot about it because nothing ever happened.

    It was one of the most bizarre, yet oddly entertaining, events I've witnessed with my own eyes ....

    Have you witnessed such an occurrence ?? Did you feel guilty for finding it so entertaining?



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  2. Vyb

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    Naw I had to take care of this guy having a diabetic seizure at work once, though.
     
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    Yes, in 9th grade in lunch, some girl had a seizure and it looked like she was trying to swallow her tongue :sad:
     
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    What do you do when an epileptic falls in a swimming pool?


    Throw in the laundry
     
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    Hey guys, Howard is a vomit
     
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    Hank. :yay:
     
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    Didn't know there was such a thing ...
     
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    i have shits scarrey
     
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    In seventh grade we had a girl with tourettes syndrome in my math class. The first day the nurse came in to explain what it was, and that she wouldn't hurt us. She wouldn't curse or anything, but made really strange noises and would fart like a machine gun when she had her fits. We would all :worried: while she was doing it. I’m pretty sure she shit herself a few times.
     
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    sure, although back when i was on the ambulance squad i carried a bitestick in my bag for that sort of thing. not all that much fun to deal with, plus little 5'2" college girls get really strong during a seizure. one lifted me off the floor while i was holding her legs down.
     
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    Yup. He had it bad. Went into a seizure and was flopping around and was instantly sweaty...like soaked through his undershirt and dress shirt. Had to give him his insulin shot in his stomach.

    I didn't even really like him. :what:
     
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    I found it scary as hell.
     
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    Yes I have seen it quite a few times, and didn't find it entertaining
     
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    yes, and the site supervisor put a spork in the guys mouth.

    pretty crazy
     
  16. Doctor Ivan

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    Its frightening and back when I was young you'd see it a whole lot more than now. First time I witnessed one I was nine years old... freaked me the fuck out!
    [video=youtube;MRZY2a2jnuw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRZY2a2jnuw[/video]
    About 35 seconds in... disturbing.
     
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    My dad was getting them almost every night around last year a few times we had to call the ambulance. So I do not find them really entertaining. He has a hard time listening too when Im trying to get the orange juice down his throat .
     
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    Your sincerity is suspect. . . .
     
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    You're not supposed to hold them down. Either you're a perv or they taught things differently in the 50s.
     
  20. Bubbleguts420

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    In like 5th grade...me and some friends from school threw some snowballs at some girls form class. One of them starts breathing real heavy....we thought she doing the whole "Hulk Hogas getting amped up" kinda deal...so we were pointing and laughing......next thing you know she was laying on the sidewalk rolling around in the slush.

    It was pretty scary shit.....thought we killed her or something.