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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Dec 1, 2014.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    beat your dick like it owed you money?
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    This is what Mike's blood looked like at his last doctor's appointment.
     
  5. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Yes and I rubbed it raw on the head just above the ridge. Couldn't crank for about a week until it healed and the scab fell off. :mad:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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  7. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    I need to bust a nut
     
  8. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    @Jeton
     
  9. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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  10. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    My dick pawned my balls just to pay me back.
     
  11. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    @Schmoopy, why did your dad come home from his mountain home to mind the store for a few days?
     
  12. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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  13. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    MYOB, little weasel!

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  14. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    I bet you fucked up somehow.
     
  15. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I'll put your mind at ease, busy busy bee. He comes back every few weeks to give me a couple of days off because I work 6 days a week when he's gone. He's a very nice father and employer.
     
  16. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Stopping the lies before they start again IMO.:ucoffee:

    @Chester:backlol:
     
  17. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    But he's really not your father. :rofl:
     
  18. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    What does Cookie do when he leaves her up in the mountains?
     
  19. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Tends the moonshine still.
     
  20. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Does she still post on message boards?