I am a wild animal. I got a package from Goodwill Industries of Denver addressed to me, even though I've never ordered anything from them before. The address label was clearly printed with my name and everything. It was wrapped in this weird self-adhesive brown paper and I cut the front of it to get it open, and then tore the rest of the brown paper open and I found that I was tearing whatever was in there, too, which turned out to be the dust jacket of a beautiful book called "An Introduction to the New Testament." I stopped tearing...took the book out, and I had torn like half of the dust jacket clean off. Then I took the receipt out of the book and it was meant to have been sent to some dude in Colorado. I taped it back up like Gary the Retard might do and dumped it into the mail box at the post office. How did they get my address?????