Have you guys all seen schmoopy's mother queef?

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    Queefwut?
     
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    pussyfart
     
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    queef (kweef) n.
    the expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse, usually very fast-paced or deep intercourse, and most often resulting after the "doggy style" position, or variants of said position. queefs are known to have a "wet" sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after. queefs occur when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the vagina, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the penis or object is removed or pushed deeper into the vagina. many think of queefs as a "sex interrupter" because females are usually embarrassed and males usually embarrassed or amused as the very unique and recognizable sound of a queef.
    @Schmoopy 's mom is doing none of the aforementioned
     
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    I doubt Cookie da Gunt gets wet
     
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    Gross revelation, one time I looked at this thing on the United Healthcare website where the doctors list all of your conditions, and my frigging primary care doctor put down that I had some condition called a recto-urethral fistula!
     
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    I keep watching that thinking I'll get a better peek :pissed:
     
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    What a g'damn perv!!!
     
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    Mama let me pump that gas
     
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