Stern Show Haven't seen a wig thread in some time.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by ApeFace, Feb 9, 2016.

  1. ApeFace

    ApeFace Well-Known Member

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    They are my favorite. Intrigue, conspiracy, lies, the wig story has it all. My understanding is Toni is the keeper of the wig and has been since day one. If something were to happen to her, who takes over? Who can Howard trust to keep the wig secrets? Does he dare try to take over the responsibility himself? Is there a wig apprentice in training? Can Ralph be trusted to handle wig duty? Will he staple a scarf directly to the wig? So many questions.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Or the biggest question of all:


    Why the fuck would any straight man give a fuck if another man's hair was real or not?
     
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    there was a wig thread yesterday .. hillary's
     
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  4. ApeFace

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    I would like to wipe my ass with the inside of every one of your pillowcases and laugh at the thought of you trying to get a good nights sleep.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I love a good wig thread!! :prancing:
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Why is this a big deal?
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    So when you're not sitting around thinking about other men's hair, you're sitting around imagining other men sleeping

    Your life sounds cool
     
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    I don't care if it's a wig or his real hair. Rock star hair on a 62 year old man just looks ridiculous.
     
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  9. ApeFace

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    Aren't you a grown man who was just fagging it up at Disney world?
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Yeah that was awesome :cheer:

    You're seriously comparing going on vacation and having a fun time to sitting around wondering if a radio DJ's hair is real? :spit:
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    And it was Disneyland :ohno:
     
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    It's sad that you don't see the humor in the fact that the whole time he was browbeating others about their wigs he was wearing one himself. and now his cover story of grandpa Saul is complete and utter nonsense. Go ahead pull on his wig, but don't get too frisky.
     
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    Did you wear your red shirt?
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Which one I have a couple :scratch:
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'm trying to remember

    We went three days and I think it was 2 black shirts, 1 grey shirt

    Why do you ask

    :scratch:
     
  16. ApeFace

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    The one your rent boy uses to choke you to the brink of unconsciousness before he uses your mouth like a toilet bowl.
     
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    I still believe it's his real hair. Nobody woukd select that and pay for it. Nobody!
     
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    What :wtf: The fuck is a "rent boy"?
     
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    Because a grown man who goes to a children's amusement park sounds gay.