Having a heart attack while making love

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  1. DDragon

    DDragon VIP Extreme Gold

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    Ever happen to you or anyone you know ?
     
  2. ljc

    ljc fish sucks on the stick Gold

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    At Larry inc. this happens a lot but always to the ladies when @LawyerLarry picks a lady you gotta rember that is the greatest honor a woman could receive. @ClintDagger always conducts weeks of tests but if you watch thoroughbred racing some of them don't survive the races. @tradioguy69 travels all around the Galaxy looking for suitable women just to take the first entry exams. @MrPPV builds and drives the fastest sports cars so he can spot a lemon. Than @zombiebutt looks them over cause she has women's touch and can spot any imperfections. @EDDIEVRULZ and I have jobs to do also but usually it has to do with drinking. But to make a omelette you gotta break a few eggs rember the only perfect beings are the members of Larry inc. but you couldn't possibly understand.
     
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  3. Joe Bauers

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    Making Love ? You mean Raw animal Sex ? Making Love is ridiculous....:happy:
     
  4. yaddc

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    What a way to go
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    the word is fucking
     
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    Your not gonna have an attack if your making love but you will if your tearing that ass up.
     
  7. Calloused Shins

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    Yup my grandma. Right after I turned the light on and she saw me finishing
     
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    If it's good enough for Nelson Rockefeller, it's good enough for me.
     
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    Imagine your a two minute guy lol having a heart attach. Dude I'm still laughing at the making love thing.
     
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    Hey..if you die in the saddle...well done! :bounce:
     
  11. HorsetoothBeth

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    Charlie Nylund had a heart attack while fucking Rose.
    Then he asked her to dress him so he'd be all dapper when the paramedics came.
     
  12. Joe Bauers

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    :lo5:
     
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    Shit! You took the words right out of my mouth!!

    'I'm going' :jj:
     
  14. Howards Wig

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    Do toe cramps count?

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    It also happened to Pvt. Benjamin when she was married to that asshole Yale :grad:
     
  16. HorsetoothBeth

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    Ah yes. I forgot about him.
     
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    I've yet to cause a heart attack, but I've doled out a few seizures and woman faint around me all the time. This best characterizes my effect on woman.
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    That's why they call me the sexiest man at Dawg's. Just ask @zombiebutt.
     
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    He wanted to go ....

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    I made a woman orgasm once...
     
  20. HorsetoothBeth

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    Did her clenching walls milk your cock dry?