Having just tried this bomb as fuck spaghetti recipe, I now pass it on to you fags.

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  1. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Scott Conant, head chef of Scarpetta and a frequent judge on Chopped, was just on Marc Maron's podcast. They talked about his most popular dish, which is this pasta, and then at the end of the show they cooked it and he talked his way through. There are a number of versions of it on the Internet, but this dude's site has it exactly the way Conant says he does it.

    Ho Lee Jee Zuss Christ. So fucking good.

    I'm not looking for feedback or whether your spaghetti recipe is better. Suck my dick. Make this, eat it, and shut up. DON'T SKIP A STEP OR MODIFY. Make it the way it says to make it. The secret is in the spoonful of butter at the very end.

    http://makechownotwar.com/back-to-the-classics-tomato-basil-pasta-ala-scott-conant/

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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Those aren't my pics. They're off the site I linked you to.
     
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    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    Thanks, Sal.
     
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    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    You tell us to go to a website to read the recipe and steal the images from the said website?

    :facepalm:
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    I was thinking maybe I could stay at your place this weekend and we could watch Survivor.
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    i'm making meatballs this weekend
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Calm down. The post would have been boring without some pics. I was just enticing people to follow the link.
     
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    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    he made this on No Reservations too. Looks great.
     
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    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    Throw in some turkey burgers and it's a deal.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Ill try this after i make the lever signature tomato rice sandwich ala margarine.
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    isn't that fettucini ?
    i bet Monk can't even say spaghetti :facepalm:
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    with pics too
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    The secret is the ketchup packets stolen from Mcdonalds.
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    I made it with whole wheat spaghetti. Yes. It's fettucini in the pic, and I have it on record that Monk says pasketti.
     
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    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Crazy good. Butter and spicy oil and fresh basil at the end when you take it off the heat.
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Looks amazing. Tomorrow night's dinner :buffet:
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    your nemesis will say his cooking threads have real pics and are better
     
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    banksy Kick butt buzz-cut dickhead VIP

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    please purchase a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser and clean your fucking wall.

    you disgust me.

    and don't give me that "they aren't my pics" bullshit.

    they're your pics. and that's your nasty wall.
     
  20. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    :bigcry:

    These are MY FUCKING HANDS!

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