Having major urinary problems out of the blue

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  1. Thadaeus

    Thadaeus Well-Known Member

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    I don't like talking about it - but it burns when I pee.

    im drained of fluids - but im sure ill have to pee again soon.

    typical shit that happens when you shove your cock up a 12th street hooker's ice hole
     
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    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Bull clap

    Hit it with a mallet
     
  3. DogStar69

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    Cranberry juice
     
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    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    there was a great Phil Hendrie bit years ago called "It Burns When I Pee, charlie Brown." Very funny. Just sayin'.
     
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    "Who's the Black Kid in the Later Episodes, Charlie Brown"

    :lol:
     
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    WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, HENDRIE? YOU'RE NOT NORMAL! :pissed:
     
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    not that Hendrie, you dweeb
     
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    Is there pus? :pray: :jerk:
     
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    Fucko gave you an UTI.
     
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    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Oh look...someone shows up in a thread about dirty cock :giggle:
     
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    Should have stayed away from your mom.

    :c
     
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    :lol:
     
  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Are you talking about Beatlejaws or Chriza, Sasquatch?
     
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    You have dirty cock with old man dirty sagging balls.:dave:
     
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    It's a urinary tract problem, not a snake bite...no sucking of the wound needed, homo.
     
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    Schmoopy getting pwnd
     
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    Do me a favor, captain creepy, don't think about my junk.
     
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    Impossible. The heart wants what the heart wants...
     
  20. Schmoopy

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    2 terrible comebacks.:facepalm: