Having minor family problems out of the blue

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    My family and I get together once a week to meet up and have lunch, but this week my sister is demanding we come up to her neck of the woods because there's a Mexican restaurant she is dying for us to try

    What the fuck? I don't wanna go all the shitass way up there for some fucking rice and beans


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  2. LonghornJ

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    Take a giant shit on her face
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'd still have to drive up there to do that!!!
     
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    Kind of rude to use Mexican food to mock dawg's thread btw

    IMO
     
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  5. NipplesAndToes23

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    Chriz, if you're as progressive and liberal as you think you are you need to hook me up with your sister.
     
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    Its only 32 miles, don't be a lazy ass.
     
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    Has wetback seen her feet yet? :worried:
     
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    Is she hot?
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I don't give a shit

    Fuck her right in the pussy
     
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    Fuck-a-duck Chriza, it's not like you're driving to Seattle or anything you big twat! You went all the way to the 'Couv for a goddam hot dog, make the trip and see some new scenery!