Having to urinate is way beyond annoying at this point.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Westerberg, Nov 25, 2012.

  1. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    Tell me where I'm wrong.
     
  2. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    I guess folks here rather enjoy getting up late at night to urinate.
     
  3. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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  4. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal

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    molz
     
  5. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    meh, it gives me a reason to get up every morning....
     
  6. bertman19

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    You need a Riley Martin piss jug.
     
  7. newcastlefan

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    So this is a relatively new thing for you? From my own experience: don't turn on the lights and over time you will learn to not wake up fully each time. also, don't have that glass of water on your night table.
     
  8. HeinousMark

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    Unfortunately it just kinda happens as you get older....:dontknow:
     
  9. newcastlefan

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    gravity makes it easier for your kidneys to function when you're lying down. I'm good for five times each night. i don't fully wake up for them anymore; its a matter of training yourself.
     
  10. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    i can't sleep more than 6 hours anymore. it's like i have the prostate of a 90 year old man
     
  11. HeinousMark

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    Uhhhh....it's not my business...but....does Monk know you have a prostate????? :wtf:
     
  12. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Do you lean your head up against the wall?
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :lol:

    i said it's LIKE i have it.

    fucking annoying, it is.
     
  14. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    I drink a ton of water and don't generally have to get up and go, so I guess my prostate is good to go. But I'm 38 so I need to keep my eyes peeled.
     
  15. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    :console: So young..So innocent
     
  16. face palm

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    brb, gotta pee :facepalm:
     
  17. gilaet

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    Sleep in the bath tub and let it ride.
     
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    I find no shame in sitting down for a 4am half-asleep piss.
     
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    Give it about 10 years...:coffee:
     
  20. gridman

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    Do you walk back to bed with your eyes closed