He HAS to eat during his 2 hour show?

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  1. lilbuddy67

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    Hochurd spewed this today about Human Newmann. As opposed to HAVING to eat during a THREE hour show? Fucking cunt asshole. I hope he quits before his contract is up.
     
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    I usually eat a bowl of cereal in the morning at around 7:00am, and then I don't eat anything until around 12:00pm. 5 hours isn't that hard to go with out eating, maybe that's why he claims he's such a fat ass now.
     
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    Howard eats breakfast and lunch before 10am
     
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    I'll usually have a cup of coffee, tea or bottle of water in the morning and nothing else until dinner. I have chances to eat but dont, its just a preference...
     
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    Assuming you sleep 8 hours a day and eat 2 hours before you go to sleep, that means you go everyday for 14 hours without a bite in you? I would pass out.
     
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    to be fair including the wrap up show wrap up the news wrap up of the wrap up the show runs about 3:30 nowadays 2or 3 days a week. schedule = bear
     
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    Doing a three hour reality show wrap up show, three days a week, must be exhausting.

    Howie needs his vittles to go on with the good fight.
     
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    I eat breakfast at 6 AM. I don't have a sandwich until 10:30 AM. and I do a lot of heavy lifting. I don't get how everybody in that compound grazes like cows all day.
     
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    I sleep 4-5 hrs max a night, it can be problematic at times. I drink a ton of various beverages, which keep me going until dinner. I failed to mention dinner is a pretty large meal more often then not...
     
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    it's the liveliest and most-spirited roundtable of AGT the Bachelor and nerdy superhero movies ANYWHERE
     
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    That's how I dropped from 200 to 160. After a few days of not eating the hunger sensation goes away. As long as you drink a lot of water you wont get sick, nibble on tiny things as needed but try and keep it minimal or the hunger comes back.
     
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    His saga-length commercial/bumper/rehashed phoney call breaks are over 10 minutes...surely he can eat a decent amount during those times. Of course, he'd say he's bombarded with all his staff who want to go over all the great content they have comnig up (live commercial reads) so he just doesn't have time. How long can it take to slurp down an egg white omelet sandwich anyway? He spends longer complaining about the food he can/can't eat than it would take him to actually eat it. Maybe he should put it in that fucking computer planner he raves about.
     
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    I've never understood this.

    Going 4 hours without eating is not a big deal.

    He whines like a girl if he doesn't get his (extremely specific and girly) food right on time.
     
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    this
     
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    Howie's all-carb meals should make him very tired and woozy......and FAT!
     
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    He's worse than Imus at this point. Someone rip those fake teeth out from that mouth. Will's a bigger cunt for not standing up to him, but I guess it's easier for Howard to yell at the passive agressive.
     
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    fixed

    and in the evening he will have a grape, a peanut or a slice of banana.
     
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    Heaven forbid one should have to wait more than 2 hours before eating...the horror.
     
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    Howard eating during the show is him being needy and having to make everything "me me me"'

    I have to eat
    I need the energy
    I I I


    no you don't you are a spoiled wigged baby.