"He is very much like my pets..."

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  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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  2. RumBalls

    RumBalls The original RumBalls, est. Jan 16, 2012

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    For all the pet owners out there, do you have a trick for getting pet hair out of clothes?
    “In every single one of my purses, even my little satin clutch and my tiny Chanel bag, I always carry a lint roller. I keep them in every drawer, in every desk and nightstand. I just buy those at the dollar store in bulk. I’m always rolling my husband [Howard Stern], too. He wears all black and our cat Walter is white, so I just take the roller and roll him down.”


    Sure twat...I'm sure you venture to the fucking Dollar Store.
     
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    MISERABLE66 Well-Known Member

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    I think she meant she "shakes him down".
     
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    "My wetback maid Consuella handles that.......Ed......"
     
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    She probably buys designer lint rollers that are $400 each
     
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    Beth would go to the Everything For $1 store and say to the clerk "How much is this? There's no price tag on it!".
     
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    i'm surprised she doesn't get the cats shaved since she got them all declawed.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    1) Product placement



    2) Fake story

    Or how Howie's managed his barely functioning radio career the past several years