He signed 25,000 books in 10 hours!

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  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    Somebody noticed Howard's little exaggeration on the Television Without Pity's AGT message board.
    http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=3138881&st=3850

    One would think that Howard would have his facts straight.

    I mean, he's mentioned it many times before.

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  2. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Howard was never good at math.
     
  3. smackyou

    smackyou New Member

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    His hair is all natural as well
     
  4. Vdrummer35

    Vdrummer35 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    howcie only counts marbles, not numbers?
     
  5. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, for Howard he doesn't even bother with numbers in the thousands. He can only think in millions.
     
  6. Uncle Larry

    Uncle Larry Well-Known Member VIP

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    The book signing count must have been calculated using the same math Stern uses to calculate the number of HSS listeners.
     
  7. Time Bandit

    Time Bandit Well-Known Member

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    howard also "pisses on his fans"..
    and to those celebs that say "the real howard is so nice and not like that"
    I say FUCK YOU!!
    he all but MURDERED dana plato and sent hank the dwarf to an early grave.
     
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    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    That's just one of the many lies Howard repeats on a regular basis. He's always quoting numbers and "facts" that support his opinions, but if you check with an independent source you'll find most it is bullshit. Today he said once again that Bill Carter (the author of the books on Leno/Letterman/Conan) doesn't like Jay Leno, even though Carter has said publicly (and in an interview with Steve Langford) that he likes Jay and thinks he's a good guy.
     
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    MobyDick Well-Known Member

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    I doubt there was even 25,000 book on hand to sign.
     
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    Mutt Sucks New Member Banned User

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    Unless he put pens in that big nose of his, so he could sign three books at the same time.
     
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    the Artie Chair New Member Banned User

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    Figures lie and LIERS FIGURE!
     
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    tedsfrozenhead Well-Known Member

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    Or the number of new Siriusxm subscribers.
     
  13. chuk

    chuk Well-Known Member

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    That would be about 200 stacks of books 10 feet high each.