head lice

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  1. stuttering john melendez

    stuttering john melendez www.stutteringjohnmelendez.com

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    this can only happen to me, I get off the plane in vegas & notice this on my arm. it turns out me & my son have lice. I'm not supposed to get this shit until I leave vegas. IMG_1379.JPG
     
  2. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Tinman Well-Known Member

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    Rub a little dirt on it and get back in there!:punch:
     
  4. Droog

    Droog Well-Known Member VIP

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    Head lice does that to your arm?
     
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  5. ItsAWholeThing

    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member

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    I think they call that scabies bro
     
  6. MISERABLE66

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    I thought head lice stay on the head.
     
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    Not a chance. Just a picture of some rash to try and make a joke so we see his stand up comedy. Sizzle reel
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Speaking of head lice, do you think Beth and Howard were full of shit when they said oil and vinegar was the same thing as vinaigrette?
     
  9. chapped

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    [​IMG]
     
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  10. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    bed bugs
     
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    There was an outbreak of Head lice and scabies in my kids school. You guys on the east coast get shit weather ... we get vermin.
     
  13. N Copter

    N Copter Shot Dead Banned User

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    I never heard of head lice chewing up someones arm. Maybe you have multiple kinds of bugs creeping on you.
     
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  14. Calloused Shins

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    Fuck dude... You got the aids
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    bed bugs?[​IMG]
     
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    N Copter Shot Dead Banned User

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    This was one of the cracks in the amour for me. The way he cried for an hour about it like a faggot.....
     
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    Omen Well-Known Member

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    That is not 'head lice'
    What am I missing?

    This is head lice

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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    It's OK to keep some things a secret.
     
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    Ya all the bugs all die when its below zero
     
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    PLEASE make up with Howard, then give him a great big long hug with your head on his shoulder.
     
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