Entertainment Headed to the Strip Joint Tonight

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  1. honestmaxx

    honestmaxx Well-Known Member

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    Only been a couple of times before, was just wondering if y'all had any tips to, you know, get more out of the experience...
     
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    Tell them you're Leonardo Dicaprio
     
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    wear sweat pants.
     
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    slab0meat negative creep

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    Bring a lot of money?
     
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    @wife is a whore
     
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    What state/ city?

    Always go during the day.
     
  7. honestmaxx

    honestmaxx Well-Known Member

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    Last time I went I blew so about half a grand and no these are not classy joints. Not looking to do that tonight.
     
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    Fayetteville. My options are pretty trashy tbh but whatever.

    Why during the day? I feel like that's a bad look
     
  11. slab0meat

    slab0meat negative creep

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    Just get a hooker?
     
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    Grab the mic from the deejay and scream "LETS FUCK SOME WHORES!". Everyone will love you and think you're a real cool dude.
     
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    :lol: Where is that from?
     
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    Nurse your drinks. They'll cost big bucks.

    Don't be too cheap on the tips but if you tip too much you'll get swarmed
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    The ones that look like Lena Dunham are oh so grateful.
     
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    This, hit up CL.... If your going with some of the guys to drink, that's one thing. If your going to try and get laid, IMO your wasting your time / money. I spent the same amount of cash at a strip joint to have some chick "dry hump" me as an escort cost for a blowie. But that's me. Don't be pussy either, find one that you think you might go the extra mile and ask her if she fucks. If not, ask her who does!
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Get crrrrraaaazy!
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    I have a better idea. Just follow these simple steps:
    1) withdraw $500 from ATM
    2) go home
    3) flush $500 down the toilet