Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MrPACS, Jan 17, 2015.
Do I pack a flak jacket?
Paris is ALWAYS a good idea. Also, if you die in Paris, you have the right to be buried in Paris ....
Walk around with your dick in your hand. They won't fuck with you
Just like any other day.....................
Never thought of this........ I'm encouraged.
wear this t-shirt
May as well wear this one:
You'll be fine. Just pretend you're from Canada
Truly, I'm sure you'll be fine - I doubt you're doing to any magazine offices, or kosher grocery stores ....
From what I've read, the gay neighborhoods you'll be visiting are pretty safe. Except for the AIDS. Is "flak jacket" code for condoms?
Flack jackets do nothing to protect you from B.O.
Maybe leave this shirt at home:
I think if you roll like this, nobody will fuck with you.....
Have fun, be a tourist, go to Jules Verne in the Eiffel tower just for drinks......
You know we read the headline as "gay Par-iss", not "gay Par-ee", right? Not that one is any less disturbing than the other.
Bonn Voy-ah-gee as Bugs uses to say.
/took French for years
Well my trip is coming to an end. Paris is incredible even if I only know 5 French words. I've said "thank you" and "good morning" more in the past week than I ever have. I like the "no tipping" policy in France. Women are so-so. Very understated & Demure. No fatties like here in Murica. Food and wine were both incredible.
PS: I almost got rolled by a muzzie at Arc de Triumphe..... I should have known better, but i caught on before it was too late.
I've always wanted to go there but sadly never will.
Hope you had fun!