Heading to gay Paris Tuesday - Sunday on biz....should I be concerned?

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  1. MrPACS

    MrPACS Well-Known Member

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    Do I pack a flak jacket?
     
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  3. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    Paris is ALWAYS a good idea. Also, if you die in Paris, you have the right to be buried in Paris .... :hersh:
     
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    Walk around with your dick in your hand. They won't fuck with you
     
  5. MrPACS

    MrPACS Well-Known Member

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    Just like any other day.....................

     
  6. MrPACS

    MrPACS Well-Known Member

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    Never thought of this........ I'm encouraged.


     
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    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    wear this t-shirt
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  8. MrPACS

    MrPACS Well-Known Member

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    May as well wear this one:

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  9. queerface

    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    You'll be fine. Just pretend you're from Canada
     
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  10. AmishGirl

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    Truly, I'm sure you'll be fine - I doubt you're doing to any magazine offices, or kosher grocery stores .... :dontknow:
     
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    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    Have fun!
     
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  12. BringBackJackie

    BringBackJackie Well-Known Member Banned User

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    From what I've read, the gay neighborhoods you'll be visiting are pretty safe. Except for the AIDS. Is "flak jacket" code for condoms?
     
  13. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Flack jackets do nothing to protect you from B.O.
     
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    :depressed:
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Maybe leave this shirt at home:

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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    I think if you roll like this, nobody will fuck with you.....
    Have fun, be a tourist, go to Jules Verne in the Eiffel tower just for drinks......
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  17. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    You know we read the headline as "gay Par-iss", not "gay Par-ee", right? Not that one is any less disturbing than the other.

    Bonn Voy-ah-gee as Bugs uses to say.

    /took French for years
     
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    Well my trip is coming to an end. Paris is incredible even if I only know 5 French words. I've said "thank you" and "good morning" more in the past week than I ever have. I like the "no tipping" policy in France. Women are so-so. Very understated & Demure. No fatties like here in Murica. Food and wine were both incredible.

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    MrPACS Well-Known Member

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    PS: I almost got rolled by a muzzie at Arc de Triumphe..... I should have known better, but i caught on before it was too late.
     
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    I've always wanted to go there but sadly never will.
    Hope you had fun! :hat:
     
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