Heading to gay Paris Tuesday - Sunday on biz....should I be concerned?

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  1. MrPACS

    MrPACS Well-Known Member

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    Do I pack a flak jacket?
     
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    larryluncg Birthdays were the worst days VIP Gold

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  3. AmishGirl

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    Paris is ALWAYS a good idea. Also, if you die in Paris, you have the right to be buried in Paris .... :hersh:
     
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    Beth143nacho The original Dorb VIP

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    Walk around with your dick in your hand. They won't fuck with you
     
  5. MrPACS

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    Just like any other day.....................

     
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    MrPACS Well-Known Member

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    Never thought of this........ I'm encouraged.


     
  7. Sickboy

    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    wear this t-shirt
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  8. MrPACS

    MrPACS Well-Known Member

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    May as well wear this one:

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    queerface Un-engaged Dyke

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    You'll be fine. Just pretend you're from Canada
     
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  10. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member

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    Truly, I'm sure you'll be fine - I doubt you're doing to any magazine offices, or kosher grocery stores .... :dontknow:
     
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    queerface Un-engaged Dyke

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    Have fun!
     
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    BringBackJackie Well-Known Member Banned User

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    From what I've read, the gay neighborhoods you'll be visiting are pretty safe. Except for the AIDS. Is "flak jacket" code for condoms?
     
  13. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    Flack jackets do nothing to protect you from B.O.
     
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    AmishGirl Well-Known Member

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    :depressed:
     
  15. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Maybe leave this shirt at home:

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  16. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    I think if you roll like this, nobody will fuck with you.....
    Have fun, be a tourist, go to Jules Verne in the Eiffel tower just for drinks......
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  17. Peau de Soie

    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    You know we read the headline as "gay Par-iss", not "gay Par-ee", right? Not that one is any less disturbing than the other.

    Bonn Voy-ah-gee as Bugs uses to say.

    /took French for years
     
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    Well my trip is coming to an end. Paris is incredible even if I only know 5 French words. I've said "thank you" and "good morning" more in the past week than I ever have. I like the "no tipping" policy in France. Women are so-so. Very understated & Demure. No fatties like here in Murica. Food and wine were both incredible.

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    MrPACS Well-Known Member

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    PS: I almost got rolled by a muzzie at Arc de Triumphe..... I should have known better, but i caught on before it was too late.
     
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    I've always wanted to go there but sadly never will.
    Hope you had fun! :hat:
     
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