Heads up.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Aug 16, 2012.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    My boobs are sore and swollen, I'm retaining water like the fucking Hoover dam, my tear ducts have surfaced to the front of my eyes, and I'm prepared to rip off heads if the wind so much as shifts direction.

    PMS is a motherfucker.

    Figured I'd politely warn you all, and apologize ahead of time.

    I feel bad for PP when he gets home tomorrow. Poor bastard. :facepalm:
     
  2. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Stick another hairbrush up your ass
     
  3. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Hey Slipper, you and Mario should hook up and go to a Mcdonolds :idea:
     
  4. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    That was shiv you stupid cunt.
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I think you meant McDonald's............and I'm sorry but I don't comprehend the innuendo there. :dontknow:
     
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    Staff
     
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    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    [video=youtube;lwKU1oxr_h4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwKU1oxr_h4[/video]
     
  10. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Thank you for your understanding. :hat:
     
  11. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    Mario's pop off drive through of choice. :smile:
     
  12. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I'm not scared. I'm too far away. :slick:
     
  13. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Ahhhhhhh, thank you.

    WAS THAT SO FUCKING HARD, BUTCHER?

    Mario's pop-offs are hard to keep track of.
     
  14. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    It was YOUR ass i stuck it in
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    PMS has no boundaries. I'd kill to be out doing shit for the next week or so, though. Takes your focus off the bitchiness.

    I believe I'm going to head up to my parents cottage for the week next week. The only dirtbikes they have are kid's ones, but there is a golfcart (which is fun as hell to blast around in when you're under the influence), pool, hot-tub, river - with a tree to rope swing off of, fishing. It should distract me enough to not spend any time in jail.

    I'm sure the bruises will be fabulous. Last time I swung off that rope, I had rope burn down my thighs, my arms were bruised to shit, and I got an involuntary enema.

    I know you're all boys and don't need to know this shit..............but I had an IUD "installed" a few months ago, and it's been fucking awful once a month ever since. I'd almost rather raise a kid for 18 years.
     
  16. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    I noticed this was made in Canada, so I guess you gals still wear them up North.

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  17. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    wordy broad is wordy :words:
     
  18. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    :hi5:
     
  19. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    "large"! you fucking asshole! :lol:

    Shouldn't you be elbow deep in other people's excrement at this time of the morning, you loafer?
     
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    Caster Fly New Member Banned User

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    :hug:

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