Health Girl is mad that I'm not taking her to Seattle with me

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I can't fucking win :facepalm:


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  2. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    thats where her secret lover is
     
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  3. nazdrowie

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    oh no!
     
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  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Richard Sherman? :eek:
     
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    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Tea bag?
     
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  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    He won't rest until he's fucked all our significant others!
     
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  7. Bro

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  8. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    no, someone who looks more like you. A patient with progeria disease at the local hospital
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    GOD DAMN IT
     
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  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    He sounds hot
     
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    show her the pics of Fem Perfection, she'll understand.
     
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  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Yeah I'm not doing that :jj:
     
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    Just stop bro. I'm embarrassed for you.
     
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    Is Health Girl giving you vajayjay on the reg?
     
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    i'm still thinking about Tuesday mashing her. :jj:
     
  16. Bro

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    Yellow door is a hit.
     
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    You post this again and I'm going to kill you irl.
    Only warning
     
  18. DrivenByDemons

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    You need a timeout.
     
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  19. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar

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    where is the porn store ho?
     
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    Did you promise to call her after you're finished fucking your date?
     
  21. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    why are you calling her health girl? Sounds fucking retarded