Health Girl is mad that I'm not taking her to Seattle with me

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jul 28, 2015.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I can't fucking win :facepalm:


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  2. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    thats where her secret lover is
     
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    oh no!
     
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  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Richard Sherman? :eek:
     
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    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    Tea bag?
     
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  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    He won't rest until he's fucked all our significant others!
     
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  7. Bro

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  8. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    no, someone who looks more like you. A patient with progeria disease at the local hospital
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    GOD DAMN IT
     
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  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    He sounds hot
     
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  11. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    show her the pics of Fem Perfection, she'll understand.
     
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  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Yeah I'm not doing that :jj:
     
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    Just stop bro. I'm embarrassed for you.
     
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  14. EasyJesus

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    Is Health Girl giving you vajayjay on the reg?
     
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    i'm still thinking about Tuesday mashing her. :jj:
     
  16. Bro

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    Yellow door is a hit.
     
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    Shedding Skin Damp Banned User

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    You post this again and I'm going to kill you irl.
    Only warning
     
  18. DrivenByDemons

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    You need a timeout.
     
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  19. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    where is the porn store ho?
     
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    Did you promise to call her after you're finished fucking your date?
     
  21. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    why are you calling her health girl? Sounds fucking retarded