Health Warning for All Gamers

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by eliasbboy, Jul 8, 2011.

  1. eliasbboy

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  2. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok 2010 OG VIP

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    yeah, tell me about it....

    :nag::facepalm:
     
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    BearShit Yung Boul

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    who
     
  5. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Mlaw stole my AV Gold

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    I'm clean :bath:
     
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    The ass napkin is what the pros use
     
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    I stick a shamwow in my crack.
     
  8. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    I just had my desk chair reupholstered in sea sponge. Now I just have to wring it out ever so often. :idea:
     
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    gamers :rolleye:
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    lamers[​IMG]
     
  11. DryOatmeal

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    you better let me double check
     
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    DryOatmeal Well-Known Member VIP

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    you better let me check that
     
  13. eliasbboy

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    I just bought a new PS3. Again.


    My previous one died, and I hardly play video games anymore, but after trying FIVE different media servers, nothing came close to the ease and functions of the PS3. I just bit the bullet and grabbed another.

    Swamp ass here I come!
     
  14. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    flamers:rolleye:

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  15. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    lol
     
  16. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    All the cool kids have manpons.
     
  17. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    You DO realize of course, that swamp ass inflicts photoshoppers by the thousands.
    When you stand up from your desk chair, and it sounds like a cow pulling its' foot outta the mud? That's it.

    Maybe now you understand why your wife makes you hide out in order to photoshop. :hhh:
     
  18. eliasbboy

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    Very true sir. Worse yet, uncontrolled swamp ass has been know to develope into the dreaded "Roast Beef Ass", including chaffed cheeks and raw taint.

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  19. Spazzmatazz

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    Amazingly enough, I've heard of this phenomenon! Unfortunately, I learned it from an Arby's menu. :sick: