Discussion in 'The Bar' started by eliasbboy, Jul 8, 2011.
yeah, tell me about it....
The ass napkin is what the pros use
I stick a shamwow in my crack.
I just had my desk chair reupholstered in sea sponge. Now I just have to wring it out ever so often.
you better let me double check
you better let me check that
I just bought a new PS3. Again.
My previous one died, and I hardly play video games anymore, but after trying FIVE different media servers, nothing came close to the ease and functions of the PS3. I just bit the bullet and grabbed another.
Swamp ass here I come!
All the cool kids have manpons.
You DO realize of course, that swamp ass inflicts photoshoppers by the thousands.
When you stand up from your desk chair, and it sounds like a cow pulling its' foot outta the mud? That's it.
Maybe now you understand why your wife makes you hide out in order to photoshop.
Very true sir. Worse yet, uncontrolled swamp ass has been know to develope into the dreaded "Roast Beef Ass", including chaffed cheeks and raw taint.
Amazingly enough, I've heard of this phenomenon! Unfortunately, I learned it from an Arby's menu.