Entertainment Heard any good jokes lately?

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  1. Pussy Tendon

    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! Gold

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    what did one tampon say to the other tampon?

    Nothing, they were both stuck up cunts.
     
  2. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    :bigthink
     
  3. Limo Wreck

    Limo Wreck Aboard the great mothership Staff Member

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    How do the Germans tie their shoes?

    in little knotsies

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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    A priest and a rabbi just finished the 9th Hole on a beautiful day for golf. The priest looked around, leaned in close and whispered to the rabbi, "when we're done, how about we screw some altar boys?" The rabbi smiled, leaned in and whispered, "out of what?"
     
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    "Who was that lady you were with last night?"

    That was no lady, that was my wife."