Heard Howard's rant today about Halloween

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  1. robnyt

    robnyt Active Member

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    Asked about what kind of child would be into the holiday and get all dressed up. Hmmmmmmmm..............

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    Some kid with nothing going on.
     
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    Go to the Stern residence for trick or treat, and the maid that opens the door lets you take your pick from the giant dildo bag
     
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    We will probably be going to a Halloween party this year. It's a good time and some laughs at people's unique costumes. I was awesomo from south park last year. Howard's such a miserable fuck.
     
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    Insert tranny christmas card pic here please.....
     
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    So much money, yet so devoid of joy. I'd almost feel sorry for him if he wasn't such a prick. :fil:
     
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    Does wearing a wig everyday and having Ralph pick out your clothes count as dressing up?
     
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    Howard's so cheap and creepy...

    He's the guy that puts out an empty bowl on his front porch with a sign saying "take one piece!"
    While looking through the peephole rubbing the head of his dick at the disappointed children.


    I'm not kidding.:no:
     
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    Beefus and Wigward lies Hurts so good.

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    This is coming from a guy who loved to play dress up on his Ch 69 and be a woman....? So much so he hired some berry faced queer for make up fx?
    Bob Hope imitation anyone?
     
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    There's a bigger picture to every one of his flippant "who would do that/why would you go there/that gives you cancer/someone touched that now its dirty" remarks. Its all just symptomatic of a neurotic, paranoid, insecure, mentally ill and self loathing person that's following the same trajectory as Howard Hughes.

    Mental illness is a spectrum, and the people with degenerative types don't suddenly announce one day "I have a mental illness and need treatment". It manifests itself in subtle ways at first that grow louder with time, and the people around them usually just "deal with" them and their idiosyncrasies. He tries to rationalize he "has OCD" but that's a smokescreen, that well runs a whole lot deeper than mere OCD. If these people have money they usually circle the wagons and withdraw, insulating themselves. That's exactly what's happening with Stern - his symptoms are growing louder.

    Stern is basically Howard Hughes with a radio show, and degenerating at about the same rate. Beth has no idea what she's in for if she sticks around.
     
  11. GivRodnyachance

    GivRodnyachance Overt Racist Banned User

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    Nerds get candy. Cool kids wait and steal from the nerds.
     
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    Is this what Howard has been reduced to?
     
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    5/10 for missing the scarf
     
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    Okay, how about this: Adam Sandler is like in love with some girl. But it turns out that the girl is actually a golden retriever or something
     
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    And that's the real story, Mike.
     
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    He is a fucking old codger. Sounds like nothing can bring him happiness at this point. The ironic part was after shitting on Richard going to a Halloween event the commercials advertise Rob Zombies theme park show. He doesn't even have a clue what the fucks going on on his own channels.

    It's over Johnny. It's over.
     
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    Kids are attention whores and marbles thieves!
    Howard is angry money is wasted on them in his building.
    If you are distracted by a kid in a costume that is less time you have to celebrate how awesome Howard is!
    Maybe Howard should embrace Halloween and give out kittens in the lobby of his building?
    Will Howard put an empty bowl outside his door to prank the kids?
     
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    How many costume changes will Howard's boyfriend Matt Lauer have this Halloween? :bigthink

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    Every interview question is a projection of his own insecurity and depression. He is basically afraid of losing his money/success/fame/health/parents' approval/youth. Every serious question will refer to one of those. He truly has no joy in his life so he will bash people who are having fun.