Heard the worst joke EVER on the show the other day

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  1. Yeahnolisten

    Yeahnolisten Well-Known Member

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    Opinions might differ but while high pitch Eric playing guitar Howard actually said "instead of jimi Hendrix we have Piggy Hendrix" - get it?
     
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    I thought he sounded more like "Fatty" Page.
     
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    Well, when Howard plays, he's Eddie Van Pelican
     
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    "you see, it's because Eric is so fat, he looks like a pig. And piggy kinda rhymes with jimmy. You see where I was going with that Robin?"

    "Hahahahaha, oh yes Howard, funny stuff. Piggy Hendrix!"
     
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    I don't get it, it doesn't rhyme, it doesn't make sense, and it's not funny it's not fun.
     
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    That's the Howard Stern Show in a nutshell. :howard:
     
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    That's how Fred earns his paycheck when he's not playing MaryAnn from Brooklyn's crow sound effect.
     
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    Fats Domino's

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    It is funny. No matter how bad Howard has mailed it in, no one has mailed it in more than Fred.

    I guess he runs the writer's meeting now that Howard doesn't go anymore, but that just consists of giving Benjy, Sal, and Richard bits from the 1990s and telling them to "reimagine" them into bits for the show now.
     
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    Apparently, the writers on Imus are giving their throwaway jokes to the Stern show writers. When Wiggy made the HPE 'funny', did Fred do his Ed McMahon "suck up laugh"? Ho, ho, ho. Yeeesss. You are correct, sir.
     
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    Fun fact....
    When the show was fun and funny no joke got to Howard unless it past through HEAD WRITER Jackie's finger cot hands.
    It is shocking how Howard is unable recognize and deliver a written funny joke.

    I did laugh when the weaved fraud said how much he admired and respected middle America (HAYSEEDS/REDNECKS) during the John Mellencamp marathon interview. Weavy will say anything in the moment no matter how absurd.

    In conclusion....If you ain't laughing at Howard & Robin....you ain't laughing.
     
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    Does he still do that monologue thing he tried awhile back?
     
  20. Yeahnolisten

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    Actually everyone in the room knew the joke sucked. He glossed over it and then surprisingly replayed a phone call that has been played at least 14,000 times - that kelly clarkson call.