Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora's 16 year old daughter

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    I guess things have changed, when I was in high school 16 year old girls weren't getting boob jobs. If this was another time I could see Jerry Seinfeld asking her parents if he could take Ava Sambora out on a date.
     
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    paging garypuppet....
     
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    Countdown to nose job.
     
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    Yep, about that time. It was amazing how many people in my junior and senior year of high school had a "deviated septum".
     
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    it's what is known as bad parenting.
     
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    Thank god for bad parenting.
     
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    i was one of those who came back from summer vacation with a new nose. i was bullied and had to have one at 15 (which was considered pretty young).
     
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    Melrose Bon jovi place
     
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    this kid makes Ashley Jade look like a dog....

    If Garry Puppet sees this thread its curtains for Howards kids
     
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    What makes you think those are fake? And we shouldn't be looking at a 16 year old's boobs. Dangerous territory, it is.
     
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    how do you think she feels that between Tommy Lee and Richie her mom has had 3 feet of dick in her??
     
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    I was gonna say I hope she can play guitar but it doesn't look like she has arms.
     
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    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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    Here is a video of the conception. Skip to the 2:30 mark.

    [video=youtube;FCziA8qAf_M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCziA8qAf_M[/video]
     
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    She's a pretty girl. Always liked Heather Locklear, esp on Melrose Place, but is she so broke that she had to do that shit-show Franklin & Bash?? Horrible.
     
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    I never had a problem with people who got it done, though I found it amusing that they always had to argue that it was for a medical condition rather than for cosmetic reasons.

    As someone who had his nose broken at age 15, I couldn't grasp someone going through that kind of pain voluntarily.
     
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    Me too. Around 10th grade a few girls started showing up after summer holidays looking very different...and yes, they all had some 'necessity'.
    One girl had a huge hook nose and was totally unrecognizable the following year. It took me a while to even realize it was the same girl....she was suddenly very hot. All you noticed before was nose.
     
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    In two years she will be extremely bangable...:up: