Heavily botoxed Kelly Ripa to announce new co-host Sept 4

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  1. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    OMFG, I hope its one of us!!!

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    Fifty-nine guest cohosts later, Kelly Ripa will announce Sept. 4 which one gets the job for good.

    "Live! With Kelly," has been without a permanent cohost since Regis Philbin left in November 2011.

    Ripa has been auditioning since then, and she said in an interview earlier this year that "I'm having so much fun I'm in no hurry at all to pick just one person." She noted that some of her guest cohosts had enlivened the occasion with roses, "Bachelor"-style. "What girl doesn't love that?" she said. But the rose stops here.
     
  2. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    I didn't know breasts actually come in that shape.
     
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    omg Im so fucking excited
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    i saw her biography, she was always a chubby until she landed that latest gig.
    i would chew on her ass tho.
     
  6. Magnificent Mr. Hole

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    I know, right!!
     
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    I hope her new co-host brings her a hamburger .
     
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    I liked Martin Short but I doubt it's him. They'll probably go with a bore like Seth Myers.
     
  9. DrivenByDemons

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    That chick has always been gross. I don't get it at all.
     
  10. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    Howard thinks she needs to drop another 15 to get to his ideal weight.
     
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    Looks like she just woke up.
     
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    I'm a leg man, not a tit man, she's got great legs but still, that girl needs a boob job bad.
     
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    gonna be the wetback:facepalm:
     
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    that's really her?
     
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    beetlejosh Do I look like I'm not stupid, Sal?! Gold

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    I thought Michael Jackson died 3 years ago. :dontknow: ...and now he's blonde?
     
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    Meh.

    She lookms just fine without heavy makeup.

    Still far more beautiful than Beth Ho the cunty mare :whythelongface?:
     
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    She looks like Dolph Lundgren there.
     
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