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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Dec 15, 2010.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    The new one from Dont Even Reply dontevenreply.com


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    White iPhone 3G network 16 gig for sale - great condition comes with usb/home charger and screen protection case. $350 *******@gmail.com

    From Me to *******@gmail.com (Dec 6 9:38 PM):

    Hey,

    Is your iPhone still available?

    Mike

    From *******@gmail.com to Me (Dec 7 3:24 AM):

    yes.

    From Me to *******@gmail.com (Dec 7 3:25 AM):

    What the hell is wrong with you? Do you have any idea what time it is?

    From *******@gmail.com to Me (Dec 7 3:29 AM):

    uh...its like 3:30. whats the problem?

    From Me to *******@gmail.com (Dec 7 3:34 AM):

    Yeah, 3:30 in the morning, prick! Both my wife and I have to get up for work at 6 and you just woke us up. My wife suffers from sleep anxiety and probably won't be able to fall back asleep. Couldn't this have waited until the morning?

    From *******@gmail.com to Me (Dec 7 3:37 AM):

    how is that my fault? its not like i called you. i just got home from the bar and saw your email so i responded. its email...who cares what time it is? how could that wake you up?

    From Me to *******@gmail.com (Dec 7 3:42 AM):

    Oh, so in your drunken stupor you decided it would be a good idea to wake up my entire family at 3:30 in the morning? I have my computer hooked up to a 7.1 surround sound system, and Outlook plays a sound every time I receive an e-mail. It damn near rattled the house when you sent it. You woke up our three month old baby and now he is crying.

    I have a meeting with some big-time clients today, and now I am going to be falling asleep in the meeting. Thanks a lot, douchebag.

    From *******@gmail.com to Me (Dec 7 3:44 AM):

    hey look faggot its not my fucking fault you leave your computer on loud as fuck in the middle of the night. you must be real fuckin dumb. you have a baby and a wife with sleep problems and you think that is a good idea? fuck you guy

    From Me to *******@gmail.com (Dec 7 3:48 AM):

    I don't like your attitude, pal. First you wake up my entire family, and now you curse me out? This is unacceptable. By the way, my wife was so distraught from you waking her up that she accidentally microwaved our baby's milk too long. The baby was scalded with burning hot milk, and now we have to go to the hospital. I hope you are happy with yourself. Is this how you normally sell iPhones on the internet?

    From *******@gmail.com to Me (Dec 7 3:55 AM):

    yes, i always sell phones by waking up idiot families and burning babies with milk...NO

    boy are you fucking retarded! fyi this is the first and last time i will ever try selling something online, now i know why peope dont use this shit- because only RETARDS use it!
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Fuck you guys then
     
  3. scrambler

    scrambler Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    :shmoop:
     
  4. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    I'm not reading that. :rolleye:
     
  5. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    I read it and laughed a little, but I'm not even going to respond to this thread so you will continue thinking I didn't.
     
  6. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict 2010 OG VIP

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    Why would I take the time to read that, when I am already LMAO at this:

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  7. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    The gmail dude won
     
  8. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    Yeah you came off like a complete douchebag.

    Score one for the gmail guy.
     
  9. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    im not reading all that shit
     
  10. Porn Stache

    Porn Stache Active Member

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    You clowns are really going to piss the mods off. :jj:
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    You should it's silly
     
  12. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    quiet, you
     
  13. Acid

    Acid Shat Dead

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    hey wtf
     
  14. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP Gold

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  15. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    [video=youtube;gSra6ML4wI0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSra6ML4wI0[/video]
     
  16. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    This is exactly why Dawg doesn't allow you to post in the HS Forum and why you can't read Global threads, singay. :smile:
     
  17. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter 2010 OG Gold

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    I'm also PMing Dawg to remind him that your free Supportership has expired, faggit. Pwned!
     
  18. jobbey

    jobbey Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    da fuck

    :jj: