Heidi Klum ads banned from McCarran Airport in Las Vegas

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    Sin City is cleaning up its act! A few weeks after Sharper Image debuted its holiday campaign featuring a scantily clad Heidi Klum, the ads were banned from McCarren International Airport in Las Vegas. Apparently, the black-and-white shots of the supermodel violate Clark County's stance against "the showing of the female breast with less than a fully opaque covering or any portion thereof below the nipple." (This sounds like a bit of a technicality to us, but what do we know?)

    The "Gift Right" campaign's images show the America's Got Talent judge lounging casually in various states of undress. From a slinky black dress (basically the unofficial uniform of women in Las Vegas) to worn-in jeans to nothing at all, her looks definitely capture your attention… which, we're pretty sure, is precisely what Sharper Image was intending.

    Next to the pictures are suggestive questions with surprising answers. "What turns Heidi Klum on?" one banner asks: The answer is the Sharper Image charge tower. Another wants to know, "What keeps Heidi Klum busy in the shower?" Give up? It's the company's shower speaker, obviously.

    A rep for the airport confirmed the ban to The Insider With Yahoo, but noted that they use an outside agency for these approvals, and it was them who made the decision about the Sharper Image ads.

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    This is now a joke thread....

    :mexican:

    HOW DOES HEIDI KLUM TUNE OUT THE NOISE?
    By putting duct tape over Howard Stern's mouth.

    HOW DOES HEIDI KLUM TUNE OUT THE NOISE?
    With a tight seal.


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    They must be gay and faggot!!! Worse than the michael Jackson!!!
     
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    Ya know what? You're an older woman now. Keep your clothes on
     
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    I don't care how old Heidi is. She is hot as hell.
     
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    mmmmmmm
     
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    They Rejected the better one also... dolt2.jpg
     
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    slab0meat negative creep

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    Too many pilots had to pull the planes to the side of the runway and jerk off
     
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    ...this one was banned too.

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    Never mind cleaning it up you Cocksuckers lower them fares, fucking fuel is down or do you think where idiots.
     
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    Not sure if or how much photo shopping is going on but she is one Sexy lady.........
     
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    Im betting she smokes weed, her eyes are always red and glassy
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    And America is worried about putting in democracy and giving freedom to other countries. :facepalm:
     
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    where idiots?

    or

    we're idiots?
     
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    Can't have a dude distracted by tits when he should be busy blowing his savings at the poker tables.
     
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    The spelling police strike again.