Heidi Klum Gets Dunked!

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  1. Nemo

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    She didn't go back?
     
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    ...shes a fun person. would bang.
     
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    Remember fellas just because it looks like a 10 dont mean it is. Im betting her pussy stinks and seal could not take it any more.:frog:
     
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    Would do, but she's been freaking fouled...so there's that.
     
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    ...cmon now this is nothing a bubble bath wont cure. dont you remember arnie in the book christine? "shit wipes off"
     
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    dude. that thing is probably like the holland tunnel.

    I can't fix that with a bubble bath.
     
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    She's been in muddy waters
     
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    Howard?
     
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    ...im speechless tt. that woman has miles of good fucking ahead of her.
     
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    I'm purely talking about what went before me.
     
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    She does look like a lot of fun. I doubt if she likes Howard, so that's a plus.
     
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    ..."shit wipes off" the only one i can think of that for me is shit stained forever is kim kardashian. heidi klum is just too hot to throw in the recycle bin but to each his own.
     
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    Brother, just take a walk down your local mall...too many fish in the sea to risk catching something disgusting.
     
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    After a bunch of kids and years of vaginal abuse by Seal, me in her would be like a hot dog in a hallway. But I'd still love to try.
     
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    ...yikes id rather not go to the mall or a mall. although id bet heidi would look pretty good strutting down the malls main steet. theres always a risk of catching something disgusting, like a psychopath or a liar a drunk or a thief. you just cant be too careful out there.
     
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    Heidi in her prime was perfect, but this Heidi is still really close to the perfection!
     
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    ...if faced with that predicament you could always flip her over.
     
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    are you sure that hasn't been ruined too?
     
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    ...she seems comfortable and confident when she walks or poses so im gonna go with a fully intact runway.
     
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    thank you for saying what needed to be said.
    Of course, worse comes to worse you could always go side to side instead of in and out.