Heidi Klum nip slip saving black kid from drowning, loses sunglasses

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  1. HooHoo

    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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    Heidi Klum nip slip saving black kid and chubby white woman in hawaii, loses sunglasses......

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    Boyfriend paralyzed by fear, powerless to act......

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    Somehow I really don't care
     
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    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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    That's actually okay because this isn't about you.
     
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    Germans should not be around the water
     
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    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :lol: plus reps
     
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    Should seals be out now? Did she thank him?
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    things have progressed since the nip slip
     
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    If that were Howard he would have already written them all off for dead in his mind when he saw the wave hit. Heidi is 200% the man he would ever be :jj:
     
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    Fat lady drowning in 1 foot of water. Use your natural buoyancy, OR STAND UP.
     
  12. Hateman

    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    This! Shit thread
     
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    Lol

    That is HAlAReous
     
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    Get off the phone, mom, I need to go online quick!
     
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    It always amazes me how these stupid fucking people think that just because they can swim in a pool or have strolled along a beach once or twice qualifies them to frolic in world class ocean waves?? :doh:

    Unless you grow up going to beaches with fair sized waves and strong currents and really learn how to deal with the swells, stay the fuck out of the waves before it knocks you on your ass or drowns you!


    My wife, then girlfriend, had to learn the hard way. I took her to my stomping grounds at Newport Beach, CA., when we first met. I was trying to show her how to cut the waves so they don't knock her down, she gave me the "yeah yeah" "I've been going to beaches all my life" (In Italy and France). I'm trying to explain to her how strong the waves are and the double waves, when one smashed her and drove her into the sand. She stood up choking on water with sand in her hair and her top spun around, after checking if she was alright, I asked her if she was now willing to listen.
     
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    So...you're saying your wife is a stupid fucking person?
     
  18. Mlaw

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    I got caught in one of those rip tides in Hawaii, shit is fucking. I grew up across the street from the ocean, and swam every day, shit was terrifying
     
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    She can swim, all the Seal DNA must be purged from her system
     
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    Yeah....But if was the Whorse........They'd be some drownt mother fuckas.......................