Heidi Klum on her way back from Texas in private jet

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Aug 4, 2014.

  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Seems like Heidi has a new feline friend. Wonder where she got the cat from.

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    Oh shit, Horseface is going to be so mad. You watch, the next airplane ride, the cunt will have a cat on her lap.
     
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    She has a pussy on her pussy.
     
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    why isn't the cat's arms wrapped around a framed picture of Heidi?
     
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    Brain dead, vapid twit, she's so lucky Howard carries AGT on his shoulders to free up her time for social media.
     
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    Id like to pet that pussy. But she has to remove that cat first.

    :rs:
     
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    I don't remember the year, but once when Zsa Zsa Gabor was on the "Tonight Show with Johnny Carson". She comes out and sits down with a cat on her lap and says to Johnny: "Would you like to pet my pussy?"

    And Johnny replied: "I would...if you'd move that damn cat."

    HEY-OOOH!
     
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    Never happened.



    http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/zsazsa.asp
     
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    MFnAntiChrist Well-Known Member Banned User

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    What?! And what does that make Beff?

    Fuck you're stupid sometimes.
     
  11. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    What the hell is with all the cats? Bunch of weirdos.
     
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    That was my bad imitation of Johnny. I thought it was Raquel? Genius either way. Johnny wasn't evolved.
     
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    Effigy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Bye You!, AllAboutHim Ed and smichal like this.
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    Heidi is stealing Horseface's act! And she's better at cat modeling too!

    :artiejj:
     
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    Heidi Klum, 41, supermodel, earner, 4 children
    Beff-0, 42, failed Kohl's underwear display, "audience member", gold-digging who-er, still barren
     
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    Yeah, and based on what I've learned from Beefs pics, that cat should look frightened to death and Heidi should have it in a death grip. She must be doing something wrong.
     
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    ...meh. its not even a special needs cat, no heart condition or plucked out eyeball.
     
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    Thats what happens to mudsharks - they end up with black pussies.
     
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