Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Aug 4, 2014.
Seems like Heidi has a new feline friend. Wonder where she got the cat from.
Oh shit, Horseface is going to be so mad. You watch, the next airplane ride, the cunt will have a cat on her lap.
She has a pussy on her pussy.
why isn't the cat's arms wrapped around a framed picture of Heidi?
Brain dead, vapid twit, she's so lucky Howard carries AGT on his shoulders to free up her time for social media.
Id like to pet that pussy. But she has to remove that cat first.
I don't remember the year, but once when Zsa Zsa Gabor was on the "Tonight Show with Johnny Carson". She comes out and sits down with a cat on her lap and says to Johnny: "Would you like to pet my pussy?"
And Johnny replied: "I would...if you'd move that damn cat."
What?! And what does that make Beff?
Fuck you're stupid sometimes.
What the hell is with all the cats? Bunch of weirdos.
That was my bad imitation of Johnny. I thought it was Raquel? Genius either way. Johnny wasn't evolved.
Well, I stand corrected. I apologize for unintentionally misleading any and all Shed Members. Thank you for the correction.
Heidi is stealing Horseface's act! And she's better at cat modeling too!
Heidi Klum, 41, supermodel, earner, 4 children
Beff-0, 42, failed Kohl's underwear display, "audience member", gold-digging who-er, still barren
Yeah, and based on what I've learned from Beefs pics, that cat should look frightened to death and Heidi should have it in a death grip. She must be doing something wrong.
...meh. its not even a special needs cat, no heart condition or plucked out eyeball.
Thats what happens to mudsharks - they end up with black pussies.