Heisman QB Jameis Winston caught stealing crab legs from Publix

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  1. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    http://deadspin.com/report-jameis-w...source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow


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    Lifetime Ban!
     
  3. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    was this posted?? I looked, I couldn't find it. :dontknow:
     
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    They are holding a news conference at 2 for this? Wow
     
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    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    He denies it. Says the gal behind the counter gave him crabs.
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    Fucker just wanted crabs nothing wrong with that.
     
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    The Crab Eating Rapist strikes again.
     
  9. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    dont get crabby with me, pal
     
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    well at least he didn't rape any white women
     
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    Publix is a white store, no life time ban necessary
     
  12. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    No he's waiting til he's drafted by the Jets
     
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    [h=3]I see the penitentiary in this young mans future.

    per Wikipedia
    Other Off the Field Problems[/h]April 29, 2014 Jameis was issued an adult civil citation for shoplifting crablegs from a Tallahassee Publix.[SUP][22][/SUP] In July 2013 a Burger King employee called police in July to complain that Winston was stealing soda. According to the police report, Winston came in with three men but did not order food. An employee, who recognized him, first saw him using ketchup cups to take soda. He asked for a water cup after she told him to stop, but he said he would use it for soda and filled it repeatedly with soda over her objections, the report said.[SUP][23][/SUP]
     
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    Just a shellfish act on Jameis Winston's part.
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    what a great guy.
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  16. broccoli rob

    broccoli rob thanks for the memories DW3

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    Stealing Burger King soda and Publix crab legs? this guy needs his own reality show.

    Goes into Burger King with three guys and none of them order food. Thats about the time I get up and walk out.
     
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    it would need to be dubbed or have subtitles.
    :jj:
     
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    Good timing, the draft is next week :rolleye: As long as he doesn't bring the crabs to the games or post pics.
     
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    this is so adorable :jj: