Hellava day...first world problems. Wonder what are Howard's?

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    My first world problems today consisted of upgrading my Direct TV, and my current TV doesn't have enough HDMI ports.

    Got me thinkin'....

    What is Howard's first world problems?

    "Nobu was out of sashimi. Robin, it was a nightmare"

    "Robin, Beth didn't have a red carpet this week. She was upset & a bitch on wheels"

    "Robin, I ordered a spa lunch and the portions weren't proper"
     
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    What the fuck is a "spa lunch"?
     
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    He actually said that, and it is when us ladies go to a spa and they serve us a light lunch.

    Please see my thread on 'terms real men don't know or use'....spa lunch is one of them.:c
     
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    :dancin2: Mine are figuring out the smilie codes gdi!
     
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    :wtf:
     
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    In Iowa a spa lunch is some table scraps you toss into the pet food bowl, in NYC it's $50.
     
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    I cured all my problems.
     
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    Beth has nine new kittens that she's "fostering". She says, "It's kitty hotel at my house!!! Too much fun but a heck of a lot of work!!" Big problems. :rolleyes:
     
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    I would love to hear Beth's first world problems

    "My stella mccartney dress wasn't delivered on time!":facepalm:
     
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    In the end she wins.
     
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    Beth "which room of my 52K sq foot house should I put them in??":facepalm:
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    beth: "I can't find any size 13 shoes to match this hideous $4000 dress"
     
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    :hilarious:
     
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    [video=youtube;1AN7S7n8VdM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=1AN7S7n8VdM[/video]
     
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    [​IMG] $19.98 with remote http://www.bestbuy.com/site/3 x 1 H...549&skuId=1306158549&st=hdmi switch&cp=1&lp=8 :hat:
     
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    She had to pick up these kittens after they were spayed/neutered. She wants to post pictures that Howard took of the nine new ones, but they won't be ready until tomorrow. :hhh: I'd say her bigger problems are this ugly fucking dress and her deformed feet.

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    Well ok..but my tv IS Plasma...LED tvs are so much noicer!