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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Dec 27, 2013.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I am here for only a short time this morning

    Please come here and tell me how your Christmas was and then fuck off

    I got this jersey :jj: :facepalm:



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    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    What did you get Miss Chriza?
     
  3. gwartney

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    OMG! I got a Cowboys Tshirt too!!
     
  4. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    bobtraw has me on igno :tears: guess she couldn't hack it
     
  5. gwartney

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    Romo had back surgery today. He's out for Sunday for sure.
     
  6. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    That Romo jersey is going down in value every minute. Every day.
     
  7. Satori Brah

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    Cool :up: future Hall of Famer
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I don't even care :jj: They could have a Frankenstein type monster made of the cadavers of Johnny Unitas, Peyton Manning and Dan Marino and that defense would still go tits up and lose the game
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Kitchen stuff cuz she's a girl duh
     
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    Did you pick out a name for the baby yet? How did your parents take the news?
     
  11. gwartney

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    The worst thing that could happen is that their 3 year 10 million backup does better than Tony. What would they do then?

    BTW, they are calling his injury "career threatening." This should make for a fucked up draft.
     
  12. Satori Brah

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    Very romantic! I bet she's bragging to all her friends!! :wub:
     
  13. Shivvy

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    I was hoping to get that book. I'll have to buy it myself. Let me know if it is any good.
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    The Legend Killer Kyle Orton!!!


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  16. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Kitna will save the day. John Kitna always saves the day.

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  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I listen to Cowherd almost every day but I don't know if I like him enough to read his book...
     
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    so far so good. he makes some pretty good points and observations
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I got a 30 pack of Gilette Mach 3 blades

    That shit is like gold :yes:
     
  20. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    exciting