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  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Check out this shirt that I got in the mail today:
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    Birddog Well-Known Member

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    nice
     
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  3. BuffaloTom

    BuffaloTom Closed By User Banned User

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    Try wearing that to your kids next parent/teacher meeting!
     
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    Birddog Well-Known Member

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    Just imagine the outrage
     
  5. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I don't have any kids. I considered cutting the sleeves off and wearing it to the gym.
     
  6. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    it's perfect....
     
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  7. BuffaloTom

    BuffaloTom Closed By User Banned User

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    Wear it to your local DMV office or better yet walk into the local IRS office and just make quick eye movements around the room...
     
  8. Anyonenow

    Anyonenow Well-Known Member

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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Girl from the city, and I wear this tee shirt all the time...the looks I get..
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  10. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    BuffaloTom Closed By User Banned User

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    That's the kind of shirt I like to wear when the daughter's boyfriends come calling!
     
  12. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    with just boxer shorts and black socks....I'm sure that will make the impression you want! lol!!!
     
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    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    Dennis Miller would probably say that was a bit obscure.
     
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    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    As a father, I'm going to hold onto to a very crass comment.
     
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    Who said boxers?:worm:
     
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    Hello my name is Cheryl and I'm your daughter.

    Chubby pickle!
     
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  17. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    If you were single, it would be a great shirt to wear to the bar. All bitches love Princess Bride. They would be coming up to you to tell you that all night long.

    Years ago I convinced a buddy of mine, who went 6'3, 270, to buy a red t-shirt w/ basically an iron on of Sloth. First night wearing it out to the bar, 3 chicks went up to him and started talking about how much they loved Goonies. I know of 2x he got laid because of that shirt.

    Moral of the story: Ping happy memories of their youth, and it is easier to get em to drop their panties.
     
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    Inconceivable.
     
  19. Head Censor

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    Slim Shady does not approve this message.

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    Don't say the name Shady in front of Nemo and all the other Giant fans. Too soon.:crying:
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