Hello, North Shore this is Beth, anymore blind kittens available

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Aug 30, 2015.

  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Beth, your in luck. We found your Buddy replacement. We also found a kitten wandering in traffic. Great, I'll be right over after I stop at Starbucks for a latte.








    • bethosternI picked up this perfect little nugget, too! She was found in the middle of traffic.. Safe with me now! (Name soon)
     
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    blindbella Well-Known Member

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    What the fucking fuck?!?!?!? :facepalm:
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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    whats with the chink newspaper lining in that 2nd pic?
     
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    So fucking bizarre. The feline Equus. Fequus?
     
  5. MrWarmth

    MrWarmth UP YOURS 2010 OG VIP

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    Beth:"I was sad because I have no brain. Then I met a cat who had no eyes. If I could count I would count my blessings."
     
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    Ben Dover Well-Known Member

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    Beth is what I would call a "nugget".
     
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  7. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Only the Stern's use high quality newspapers like the Post and News to line cages. Everyone else uses those free Chinese newspapers from Chinatown.
     
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    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    No EFFIN way. Another one? Seriously?
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Im starting to think Beth goes out in the middle of the night and pokes out these kittens eyes so she has something new to bring home and post on instagram each week.
     
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    Ganggreen87 Well-Known Member

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    YOU KNOW they have some utility room quarentined off in chimney manor probably 200 yards away from their bedroom but right next to the service workers room that these cat fucking never leave. So at two in the morning when this cat is wigging out crying the servant is dealing with it while Beth and Howard review future projects without a clue.


    She pops in the next morning says hello, puts some food in the bowl, off to a party or pool and the servants are dealing with cat for another 23.5 hours

    This cat doesn't have free range to more than 20 square feet of that house, unless their is an Instagram photo op

    I'd bet my left nut on that one
     
  11. John Mahlin

    John Mahlin These go to eleven Gold

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    I wish some one would poke both of her eyes out and break all her gigantic fingers.
     
  12. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Beth's next book is called Buddy found a buddy
     
  13. MrWarmth

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    And find the lab where her penis is kept in a formaldehyde jar
     
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    Kool Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Those fckn comments :cuss::endit:
     
  15. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    The disabilities are going to get worse.
     
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    Soon Beth will become the first person to foster a kitten with a colostomy bag.
     
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    She picked that up at the Chinese restaurant when she dropped the cats off.
     
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    Beth creeps me out. An eye infection so bad it requires the removal of both eyes? It's almost as if....the eyeless nuggets are available upon her request, and how curious that she gets another one just as Buddy leaves.
     
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    Howard will name it "Runs"
     
  20. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    No joke. Count on it.