Hello Salooners.....this brah needs your help (srs) (ASAP)

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Satori Brah, May 11, 2013.

  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    I have one of those new bottles of hand soap where you press down
    and the soap comes out, right? Well, the spout is stuck in the down
    position and I just took a shit :worried: need to get my hands washed ASAP.

    How do I get the spout in the up position? :scratch:

    TIA :hat:
     
  2. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    pull it up
     
  3. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    can't you unscrew the top?
     
  4. Wesmantooth

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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Ewwwwwww your shitty hands are all over your keyboard
     
  6. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    it's stuck, a-hole! :mad:

    oh yeah......brb

    but I don't want to keep having to do that :mad: I paid good money for a spout dealio
     
  7. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Put peanut butter on your hands and have the dog lick them clean...

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  8. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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  9. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    turn the spout to the side and unlock it
     
  10. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken VIP Extreme Gold

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    Keep twisting it further than you think it will go, sometimes it'll pop up. I hate that, that always happens with Bath and Body works hand soaps. I usually keep an empty spare from an old one for such occasions. :c
     
  11. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    This
     
  12. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    yeah, I tried this :rolleyes:

    ok........brb
     
  13. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Active Member

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    Turn it one quarter turn, and it will pop up Sat.
     
  14. Capn Crud

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    Still has poopy hands :gross:
     
  15. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    All set! :slick:

    oh.....and cucumber melon fo a nigga :cool:
     
  16. artful dodger

    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    lol @ avoiding saying how do i get it up
     
  17. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken VIP Extreme Gold

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    Hey, that's what I have out right now. :D
     
  18. fenderbaum

    fenderbaum Active Member

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    So you were typing all this time with dirty hands? With a lappy in the potty?
     
  19. GHP

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    Get a pair of pliers and just twist the living shit out of it
     
  20. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I wonder what else he touched with the poopy hands.